Thursday, 23 November 2006

I'm A Sadist, Muahahahaha!!!

I'm a sadist. I hate to see her laugh. Her voice and laughter pierces through my ears. Told you I'm a saidst. She laughs at everything under the roof(or tv). She squeals when there's a cute guy on tv, she laughs when somebody does something stupid. She laughs at everything not funny.

I tried testing her by laughing at something I find boring like maybe a scene where a husband and wife were talking. When there was a shjort pause in between the conversation, I suddenly burst out with joyful laughter thinking she would follow too.
She did. Except that she stared at me, then only started laughing when the wife mentioned the first word.

What the~? Not funny also...

When I find something funny on tv, I laugh. But her laughter was MUCH louder than mine until I had to laugh louder in order to hear myself laugh. In the midst of our 'happy' laughter, I wonder whether my last two seconds of laughter was genuine or was I just making a whole lot of noise, there fore making me miserable because I don't know if I had a good laugh or or was it all fake to cover her voice. I feel misearable.

I'm two faced. I just went out to ask her if she had breakfast in a sweet tone. She didn't. Lunch? Only three pieces of bread at 4pm. Liar, She said tht she wanted to eat instant noodles, but she didn't. She QUICKLY made me a packet of instant noodles for me. I, who just came back from school after 3 SPM papers gobbled it up because, of course, SPM is pretty stressful. That's not my point.
The point is that she's on a bloody diet and fell sick because she isn't feeding herself, instead, she's FATTENING me up! She's making me eat lots and lots of food so that she can be thinner than me.

Guess what, she skipped dinner. Yup. Why? Let me answer this. SHE'S ON A DIET!!!
I have a confession to make later.
I hate it when she said that she'll be eating then change her mind 2 hours later and end up not eating.

My confession:
Ok, I'm jealous that she can go on a diet and I can't because I can't risk myself falling sick during SPM. At least I admit my jealousy and not bark at my friends for no apparent reason just because they get to go overseas and I couldn't.

After typing this, I feel like a bitch.
Please, please, pleeeaaaassssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee don't tell me I'm turning into that 'L'.

Loser?

Liar?

Rumour spreader?

Nah...





Outtie!

8 comments:

Jin said...

i don't know what's there to be jealous of, but i do know that girls are the scariest creatures in existence when they're mad or jealous. that's why in horror movies, the ghosts are always female. fear factor should pit the contestants against a woman in a pms or pre-menopause syndrome sometime.

Angela said...

i see lots of isi tersirat in this post wei. haha.

if one day u go oversea n enjoyin urself there, i wud b happy for u instead of barking. really.
of course there would be a bit of normal jealousy but well, a lot of happiness for u.

hey, u'r a "foreign product" n that can make a lot of ppl jealous adi wei. haha.

the Dark one said...

me too stupid to undertd....

so no comment!!! XD

jela said...

HAHA donkey drew.
no comment then comment for what. haihyo kacau only.
*punch*

the Dark one said...

*buk*

ADUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

u dun have to have comment to say smth..RITE?

chloe said...

Jin-alllllaaaa... sexist 4 wad wor... Y dnt u go suggest it 2 da fear factor management? suppose dey'll accept it ^.-

Jela-mm hmm... tersirat got... but i aredi bocor d 1st letter. nvm la. not alot of ppl visit here...

andrew- thank u... n u dun hvta comment wan... just blab a few nonsence/se(dammit i can neva get dat right) to show me dat u've read d post.

shit. i duno wad's my gmail password. dont think i can blog here anymore. shit shit shit.

SHIT!!!! That's for taking your second email thingy lightly.

*screams*

chloe said...

CAN AREDI!!!!!
YAY!!!

Andrew Chong said...

WHO SAYS I DIDN READ UR BLOG? hahahahahahaha!!!wait wait..
until you see my comments.. i read this post!