Tuesday, 30 March 2010

snopes.com: Why English Teachers Die Young

I'm trying out this new feature on Google Chrome where you click on the blogger button and blog what ever page you wanna blog about.

I thought the words will come out, but guess not. It's just the link. unlucky for you.

snopes.com: Why English Teachers Die Young

Wednesday, 24 March 2010


First of all, I wanna thank each and every one of you for wishing me on the first day of adulthood.

So to show my appreciation, I shall personally type your names here to thank you.

Thank you
Jay, Juanna, Jensen, Marcus, Aunty Dorothy, Jenny, Nazri, Yosh, Sherrinder, Vivien, Yean Fang, Wei Vern, Aisyah, Ice, Christine, David, Aaron, Esther, Miss Mangala, Mosha, Raj, Billy, Hafeez, Minsi, Wormie, Fatin, Jessica Samson, Nana, Christina Tan, Kelvin, Lukhman, Jared, Tien Hoe, Jialin, Keith, Kungseng, Yannling, Chong, Shuleen, Adrian, Kak Roz, Tham, Azizul, Natalie, Germaine, Siewli, Kiensing, Julian, Phoebe, Benjamin, ChweeTheng, Michelle, Rasyid, David, Sharin, Sarah, Jason, Jaymond, Jesudas, Wanyi, Ines, Jessica MD, Timothy, Jasmine, Jasvin, Ting, Cheeyan, Joshua, Joshin, Ann, Sophia, Ashraff, Meiyee, Veni, Michelle, Pekkee, and Timothy.
for the wishes on facebook.

Thank you
SophiaHo, PikWah, AndrewKoh, GG, CheaNyee, Priscilla, Nikolas, Vanessa, Nicole, Kevin, TiffanyHo, Charmak, Leah, Magdalene, Pamela, SiewChuen, Ikhram, Andrew Hiew, KC and Jin
for those face to face, phone calls, texts and tweets.

Thank you
Jela and Daniel for the beautifully handwritten card and those lovely cuppycakes.
WV, GG, Ice etc for the pretty pink hp pouches.

Thank you
mum, dad, cuzzies, aunts.

I apologize if no such name above exists, I tried to remember and type your REAL name instead of those fake nickname you got on FB. This post is a thank you post. A real one will be up soon. I hope.

Sunday, 21 March 2010

Another Quick Update

of Dizzie sleeping on my pile of stuff.

She just got up and cat walked out the door. Heh.

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

So, Yeah,

I can't find a good enough reason to give you people for not updating my blog except for "I have a cat to talk to"

If you have been following me on Twitter or have been reading my Tweets on the left, you would have noticed that I have only one class a week.

Not Good.

It gives me speech impediment.

Do you remember when you suddenly forgot how to socialize when school reopens after the long December hols? No? Oh you poor inexperienced people.
Mine's something like that. It's like I forgot how to talk, explain myself or even express a short encounter to a 3rd party. It's pretty pathetic.

My daily routine consists of waking up after lunch, go on FB, Twitter and YouTube. I do call up and communicate with people whom I need to regarding my final project. But that's all.

I hardly think much because I'm not such a 'thinking' person anymore. Found out that thinking too much makes me emo. So I don't think.

I'm practically brain dead.

Monday, 15 March 2010

Niga Higa Has Reached 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!

  1. Ryan HigaTheRealRyanHiga
    I literally just landed in Vegas! 2,000,000 subscribers! THANK YOU all so much! I'm uploading my thank you video right now at the airport!

Friday, 12 March 2010

Quick Update To Show You That

my cat is sleeping in a veeeeery awkward position:

Wednesday, 10 March 2010


happened at my home a week or two ago. Some of you might know about it because I somehow spammed this whole thing on Facebook and Twitter.

Under normal circumstances I would just use my phone as a torch and sit quietly on the couch. Probably text Jin because he lives opposite my area so I can see from the window if that area has electricity or not, and patiently wait for the lights to come back on.

But on that fateful day,
1) I decided to remove my lappy's battery and let it run on the power supply.
2) I was downloading nigahiga's vids so I can watch them even if I'm not online.
3) An electricity man knocked on my house door and asked if there was electric.
I thought he was some conman. After he left, I heard the neighbour opening the door and allowing him to enter the house. Yup. The neighbour's house was pitch dark.

1) My oh-so-slow-finally-downloaded-2%-video-after-half-a-year got cut. Now I have to wait for another year.
2) The whole block succumbed to the blackout due to something the electricity man did to the neighbour's power supply.
3) The basement were full of neighbours like it was some House-Hot-More-Windy-Downstairs party.

Fine, my mum was so excited about the blackout because she is now able to light up her crabtree&evelyn candle.

And that's Dizzie in the background, being a Dizziebody.

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Unidentified F Object

Okay, long story, but there is a dispute on Facebook about Team Platform's proposal for our event and an unidentified person who happens to be a friend of a teammate.

Obviously, there has been some sort of misunderstanding. this unknown person happens to be criticizing our OLD proposal.

After a massive dispute, I assume this person realized his mistakes and she didnt want to acknowledge it, so this is what he had to say from her mouth, or rather, type.

(I used the term HIS, SHE, HE and HER on purpose. They are all referring to the same person, If you get my drift. *nudgenudgewink*)

Jay Lam
Jay Lam
My time is much tighter than the brainspace you appear to present for everyone else to see, but I do hope, your arsehole not be so tight for you to dispel the ill-effects of your own shortcomings.
2 minutes ago
Chloe Yong
Chloe Yong
Wow! I am amazed at what a gentleman you are, Jay. Thank you very much. I am absolutely flattered =)
A few seconds ago ·

Hehee!!! Can you feel the sarcasm? I hope it translates well over the computer =D

Note: I have ABSOLUTELY nothing against lesbians, gays, homos, tomboys etc. And my friends know it. I would have replied the same if this 'commenter' was neither the above mentioned. I don't want to bitch about people like her. No point in doing so.

Monday, 8 March 2010

LOL-ed at What Joe Said

Can you see? =)

But this is what I actually wanted to show you:

Saturday, 6 March 2010

Never Felt So Stupid

until I saw this. Click to enlarge:

Actually, I always feel stupid whenever people talk about science. Science isn't and hasn't been my thing.
Ironic thing is that I graduated secondary school by being in pure science class for TWO years!
Ironic-er thing is that I completed my internship @ Petrosains.

Friday, 5 March 2010

The Cat

has updated

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Cycling Pays Off

I have NOT turned into a gym junkie.
Going for two RPM classes in a row does not make me a gym junkie.

Although..it tones the tummy and thigh area up =D

Extremely proud, I have to show you!

No more muffin top, No more tummy!

This blog post shall be my motivation to go the gym more often because...

later that night, I decided to go for some McD to celebrate.

I told myself that if they had not any milkshake, I'll just go for nuggets. So there I was, while waiting at the drive-tru area, I was psycho-ing myself to hope for the worst just in case they sold no milkshake.

When the car reached the window, THEY HAD MILKSHAKE! I.Was.Ecstatic. So I ordered milkshake. Goodbye deep fried oily nuggets fried in thick brown fatty oil!

But remember, I psychoed my tongue to be prepared to taste savoury nuggets?
Yeah. I can't remember either. Fighting back the greed in me to order nuggets, I thought of milkshake. Ahh... Bliss =)


McD Order Taking Dude: Would you like to order anything else?

Me: Uhhh...

Me: Uhhhhh....*struggles*

Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... *struggles more*
*Okay! I'll get this over and done with!*

Me: Iwantasixpieceofyourdeliciouslydeepfriedoilynuggetsdeepfriedinoilyoilplease!

Me: Andastrawberrysundaytogowithitthankyouverymuch!

And so, as you've guessed, I came home devouring every single thing could get my hands on.

And here's my McD tummy. If you're my friend you will not scroll down to look at it and embarrass me. So scoot along now. Click the red button on the top right. Or the top left if you're using a mac.

Some friend YOU are!
P/s: I can roll my tongue! =P