Sunday, 30 November 2008

I Am A Proud Owner Of

Sizzling Lindsay!!!
The fun part is that I can change the 4 pictures and replace them for my own pictures.
I'm Happiefied!


is feeling damn awkward now lor.

she feels out.

she feels not in.

she is flyin solo and doesn't want anyone to disturb her flight.

Saturday, 29 November 2008


have no clothes to wear.
Dumb line.

I have alot of clothes to wear but don't know what to wear.
Dumber line.

I have loads of clothes but I can't really decide on what to wear.
Dumbest line.

I have a moderate amount of clothes and I have no freakin clue on what to wear because I seem to be wearing the same baju all the time.

Good, gooder, goodest line =)

I need a bag.
Best, bester, bestest line =D

Friday, 28 November 2008

My Love...

... for Il Divo is back =)

This time they've returned to popera scene with a new album-The Promise.

I can't find the picture of the album at the moment. Funny it's impossible to find it on the internet. Hmm, the impossible happened.

I suddenly felt like listening to their songs so I checked out youtube. Actually, one(namely, me) would appreciate them and their songs more if they're being watched singing. Serious! It made me go weak in the knees =D

Try this song Mama.
Seriously damn touching lor. Listen to it together with the lyrics here.

But the song that made me go all ~ ( '~' indicates a flying cloth ) is Isabel and of course a few more lah.

One more Il Divo song before I go to bed. It's 3.51am now. Crap.

Leona Lewis AND Il Divo

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

Wa kah lu kong, ah!

You don't freakin mess with me. Go and freakin smash your ugly nose on a glass window, you bitch. Everyone knows you have no freakin common sense. Poking your ugly nose everywhere. Dah lah busy body, wanna go kacau other people summore.

Think what? I'm not that free to entertain you, kay? If I freakin do, you'll be freakin squashed in between both of my palms, your ugly nose being pulled, your arms and legs broken and dumb neck twisted. Make sure your freakin guts doesn't get squshed out and contiminate my hands. UGH.

Too angry to scold anymore. Go freakin get a dumb life lah fxxxing mosquito. ARGH!


I've been pretty grumpy lately. Dumb mosquito's fault.

Sunday, 23 November 2008


Bomb Bakers

The above costs RM2.90 for 5.

Nutty Caramel Tarts
Going at RM2.50 per piece.

That's just the tip of the iceberg. Go to her blog to find out more. If I've not mistaken, the sales ends on Wednesday. Hurry!

Okie... I sound like some annoying advertisers, but seriously, her mum's baking is really good. I've tried it =)

Saturday, 22 November 2008

I Log on to Friendster Once in a While...

...more like once in a blue moon.

...and when I get freakin bored, I start doing bored stuff bored people do-
Read Bulletins.

and everytime I open up a damn bulletin, it's either
my wishes won't come true,
a ghost will visit me,
I'll die,
my friend will die,
my mum will die in 4 hours,
something bad will happen to me
something else as bad as that will happen to me.

The only bad thing that happened to me is that I get bored and
tend to open those that say

"sorry! I had to freakin do this freakin tag because I'm freakin paranoid and I freakin believe every freakin thing the freakin tag/chain letter says because I don't freakin want my mum to freakin die but yours will freakin can because you do not freakin repost freakin bulletins"

If you're freakin apologetic, you wouldn't repost it and "murder other people"
you can 'repost' it (if you're freakin paranoid) but remove the dumb tag lah.

Ahh~ Feelin good now.
*Owh hot daymn
This is my jaymn
Keep me partyin' till the a.aymn
Yall don't understaynd
Make me throw my hands

In the ayer , ay , ayer , ayer , ay , ayer

*song stuck in head. Hoping to let it out here.
Lyrics curtesy IcePod/Iceypedia/Nicktionary =) *

An Email I Sent My Uncle

hellooooo~ our printer died on us. the roller doesnt roll and the ink doesnt come out. Do u mind helping me to print two copies of the attached pleasee=) thankyouuu =)

And he replied:
You want solution to your printer problem???
Easy….Declare your printer dead and call for a sitting and funeral. Then collect the funeral offering money and buy a new one.

So I declare mine dead la. Hahaa.

Tuesday, 18 November 2008


So what do I do when i tengah emo because my msn hilang?

i go freakin hang baju and watch TVB!!!

Ahh.. my best therapy, next to retail.

I mean TVB, not hang baju. Hang baju is a chore. I don't like to hang baju.

Class Cancelled Today!

Nahh.. just feel like telling the whole world =)


so much for my celebrations. ARGH!!!

Sunday, 16 November 2008

It's that time of the month again...

Yeah, and I meant Period.

The pain, the agony, the cries. Poor, poor Dizzie.
Dizzie got period. It's her second time. She's been lying around and rolling all over the floor crying. I feel for her. I also go through it every month kay?

1) the tummy aches till u feel like shitting but you can't
2) the bladder feels like it's been wringed like a piece of cloth
3) the legs become numb
4) the legs become weak
5) the body will become damn lethargic
6) eyes will shut and sleep of for a very long time
7) and finally, the mood swing*

Anymore? Am I missing out on any points?

For those out there who doesn't feel for us, it's about time you should.

*Doesn't apply to many people, ahem, me =)

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

There's Something Wrong With Me.

When I've got assignments, I stress.
When there are no assignments, I stone.
No la, nothing wrong with me. It's the assignments punyer problem. Not mine. Not mine.

Sunday, 9 November 2008

BM Aku OK, Kay?

A convo between Ice and I. And abit of Howie.
This is really putting our BM into the test after almost 3 years of leavin school.
Ice is NICK
Chloe is chloe
Howie is Crimz

Background- Howie likes someone in our group. Name(s) shall not be disclosed for privacy purposes) says:
howie,nampak ur gf kat belakang tak?
-=chloe=- says:
aiseh... dia ternganga bila nampak gf dia tu
yCrimz~ says:
ah eh leh.... says:
betul betul says:
so u nampak kee tak nampak?
yCrimz~ says:
mata saya buta
-=chloe=- says:
alllaaaaw says:
awww..poor thing
-=chloe=- says:
'ksian says:
nvr mind says:
i help u see

-=chloe=- says:
bia aku tolong u tgk
-=chloe=- says:
haha says:
aku pun mau
-=chloe=- says:
syukur u ada kwn mcm ice & i says:
-=chloe=- says:
kalo tak, xtau la mcm mana u says:
baik kau pergi doa dgn tuhan says:
spy Dia baiki mata kau tu says:
bia ku panggil says:

-=chloe=- says:
atau pegi doktor mata pun blh
-=chloe=- says:
LOL says:
-=chloe=- says:
demi ringgit, ice
-=chloe=- says:
mana jururawat ku ni? says:
LOL says:
demi ******

-=chloe=- says:
"ye daffar"?
-=chloe=- says:
LOL says:
kita mesti tolong

-=chloe=- says:
demi ******dia sanggup buat apeape says:
ya betul
oh,hang howie? says:
betul ke kau suka ke *** ni

-=chloe=- says:
DEMI ****** dia sanggup ketepikan persahabatannye yg amat bagus skali
-=chloe=- says:
hang? bukan sang ke?
-=chloe=- says:
atau SI says:
betul ke ni,hang howie?

-=chloe=- says:
si howie

yCrimz~ says:
- -''

-=chloe=- says:
kite kan kwn u? says:
hang howie telah diperbodohkan dgn perkataan kita ni

-=chloe=- says:
xde apa ape secret di antara kawan says:

-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
LOL says:
beritahu kita bahawa kita adalah orang kepo
-=chloe=- says:
kite bukan kepoh says:
kita suka bergossip gossip

-=chloe=- says:
kite kwan howie says:
ya says:
hang howie ku
-=chloe=- says:
kite x suke gossip, kite care forour friends says:
apakah rahsia kau?
antara kau dgn ****** ni

kite sbg kawan mesti berkongsi antr satu sme lain
yCrimz~ says:
/bow says:
bahasa inggeris ku tak berapa baik
tapi ku rasa "care for our friends"maksud says:
howie suka ke ****** ni sangat banyak
-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
mcm brapa %?
-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
mane si howie ni? says:
ku kira kira dgn kaculator ku yg hancur ni
...rasa 110%
-=chloe=- says:
tapi says:
hang howie!!!!!!

-=chloe=- says:
kakulater aku yg belum hancur pun 110% says:
ku rasa dia telah memanggil bini nya..******

-=chloe=- says:
jgn jgn ni takdir? says:
-=chloe=- says:
LOL says:
beta says:
mana beta ni says:
muhammad howie bin saiful
-=chloe=- says:
baginda le
-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
Ketawa Dengan Kuat says:
ni la maksud nya "discrimination "yg tak wujud antara lelaki dan perempuan says:

-=chloe=- says:
ah uh lah says:
dah beberapa perasaan cinta ni wujud?
-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
berapalama says:
maafku says:
ku ingin tau..tuan
sila/tolong la ajar/beritahu/ingin tahu?
-=chloe=- says:
ish, mana si baginda ni
-=chloe=- says:
patik lah says:
ku nak tau
-=chloe=- says:
oi mana manners kau?
-=chloe=- says:
ish, hari isnin MORAL PRESENTATION, k? ingat. manners says:
baginda sekarang dgn bini nya in permainan video game online yg sial sial..cabal
-=chloe=- says:
patut la, baginda tak care dgn hal hal rakyat wtf says:
babi punya baginda says:
-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
WOI BPB says:
bini pun babi says:
-=chloe=- says:
KDKWTF says:
tuan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
tuan ni gatal la..asyik asyik nak bini-nya

-=chloe=-has just sent a nudge.
-=chloe=- says:
ampun tuanku, patik terdengar mata tuanku buta. APAHAL DGN TELINGA U INI!? says:
LOL says:

-=chloe=- says:
ice, mari kite memberontak! says:

-=chloe=- says:
KDK!!! says:
yCrimz~ says:
/sway says:
KDK!!!!! says:
tuan ku dah balik!!!!!! says:
syok tak??
-=chloe=- says:
shhh, ice, jgn beritau org pekak tu yg kite hampir nak memberontak says:
maaf kan ku
-=chloe=- says:
maaf akan patik
-=chloe=- says:
maka, tuan baginda pulang

yCrimz~ says:
lol says:
tuan ku ni ..sangat nasib baik
-=chloe=- says:
maka tuan baginda pun tak kisah akan rakyat makarakyat pun tak kisah akan baginda says:
boleh dapat bini yg begitu cantik says:
kalau tuan ku tak nak bersama bini lagi
tuan ku,aku boleh berteruskan utk tuanku
-=chloe=- says:
kecantikan di dalam mata pemegang (beauty is in the eyes of the beholder)

yCrimz~ says:
-=chloe=- says:
tuanku,patik ada rakan di sini yg mau volunteer says:
tuan ku gelak macam perempuan
-=chloe=- says:
oi, u jgn offensi tuanku
-=chloe=- says:
nnt kena pancung! says:
dlm bahasa inggeris kita panggil"giggle"
-=chloe=- says:
KDK says:
betul tuanku,ku ingin volunteer untuk tuan

-=chloe=- says:
even aku pun kdk, ok? tuanku, belajar utk KDK says:
aku jadikan ****** isteriku says:
muahahahahahaha says:

-=chloe=- says:

-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
maka tuanku pun fight dgn ice, maka ramai askar pun mati siasia. maka ice dan baginda fight says:
ku ada babi ke sini yg blh balasah kau says:
dgn fried stick yg kurus yg blh melindungi ku'
-=chloe=- says:
maka PRINCESS CHLOE took over the tuanku's nation and ended the whole damn reign of the damn tuanku who oni knows how to freakin cabal and ignored his friends
-=chloe=- says:
-=chloe=- says:
*crowns self*

yCrimz~ says:
im not playing cabal - -'' says:
dgn tu kita telah switched back to neutral says:
phew..tat was exhausting
Yesh, lengthy convo.I'm such a good story writer, maybe I should take up scriptwriting next sem as an elective=)

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

After Years of Hard Work...

...and months of damn chores,

...weeks of cheap labour...

I'm a proud owner of....




It's seriously happyfying.

Picture curtesy Ice's NEW N85 that costs RM2550.