I really dunno which ghetto cave this mum crawled out from.

Which sane parent teaches their kids to say "Canada pizza = canada =kanasai"

And
"yer... teacher drives old car haha" (referring to one teacher who happens to drive an old corolla who also happens to own a vios and afford to go to europe for holiday).

And
"polis ).@/?!~$|'s?|*{$~>+#%]%*{"

And
To steal

And
To speak with the least manners to higher authority.

Even cavemen adhered to protocol.