Wednesday, 20 June 2007

Kompeni Elephant

The Four of Us- AJK of Kompeni Elephant
(from left)-Teddy, Clo, Pris, Sarah
At Junaco Park's floating canteen

For each NS camp, pelatih-pelatih wira and wirawati will be divided to four companies or kompeni :
Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta

Pris, Sarah, Pei Yan and I are in Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Charlie respectively.

Out of our boredom, we came out with our own kompeni- Kompeni Elephant.
President-Priscilla
Vice-President- Sarah
Secretary-Chloe
Treasurer-Teddy (Pei Yan)

Ahli-Ahli:
Haoto
Carol
LiPing
Naufal
Harvey
Ali
Kacang(Din)
Carin
Hajar
Zam
Sher
Roze
WengKit
KhaiSern
(please inform me if i have forgotten anyone)

Since PLKN introduced wira and wirawaties, Kompeni Elephant has it's own categories too:
Female
Emale
Male
We accept all sorts of people including Emales because we are ONE.

O-one
N-nice
E-elephant

Theme song: Kenangan Terindah by SamsonS. Our weekend song. Why weekend? Because we only get our phone on the weekends.
Kompeni Colour:Purple
Mascot: Elephant. Duh~


In Junaco Park we were taught many types of tepukans. Eg:
TEPUK, TEPUK SAYANG!
*clapclapclap*
*pause*
*clapclapclap*
MM MWAH, MM MWAH
SEKALI LAGI!
*clapclapclap*
*pause*
*clapclapclap*
MM MWAH, MM MWAH
TERIMAKASIH!!!(right hand goes up like the statue of liberty)


Delta's Bunyi to acknowledge each other:
BUNYI KUNCING SATU!
*PFWWWEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!*

So the tepukan kompeni elephant goes like this:
TEPUK, TEPUK MENGANTUK!
*hands almost clasping but the right hand did a U-turn and heads to close the yawning mouth*
TEPUK, TEPUK MALAS!
*look at each other with the 'u tepuk lah' look on the face*
SEKALI LAGI!
*repeat above*
KAN DAH MALAS...

TEPUK, TEPUK TEPUK!
*applause*
SEKALI LAGI!
*applause 10 times then stop*


BUNYI BOSAN SATU!
Heh!
BUNTI BOSAN DUA!
Heh! Bosan~
BUNYI BOSAN TIGA!
Heh! Bosan~ Haihh...
SEKALI LAGI!
Heh! Bosan~ Haihh...
Akta-akta Gajah
1)MUST be active especially during meetings, if not RM5 will be imposed to the guilty per hour.
2)Members are NOT ALLOWED to sleep during meetings unless if TWO or MORE board members are asleep.
3)DILARANG insult Kompeni Elephant.
4)DILARANG insult AJKs.

Topics Discussed
Ice-Cream Politics:
-Every ice-cream trip to the canteen(of Junaco Park) must be ended with MAT KOOL'S ICY GRAPE because it is refreshing and we will not crave for more icecreams when we eat unsatisfying icecreams.

Milo Nights:
-AJKs will sit at the Bilik Rehat and drink MILO every night.
-Milo Nights were cut down due to it's unhealthy prosess of making us fat after drinking it after 9pm after we came back from the dewan.


That's about it I think. will update you more on Kompeni Elephant apabila masa mengizinkan.
Aiseh... I'll just update it when I can think of anything to say la.



Chloe

5 comments:

weihuA * said...

lmao. can i insult the kompeni elephant? =D

chloe said...

no, u may not.
although you can but the denda2 implies to outsiders too.

wait till i get my bendahari lawyer to do the accounting with u.
I'l be right back.



PEI YANNNNN!!!!!! WHR UUUUUUU?????

weihuA * said...

haha. crazy. u think i'll pay?

Pris said...

YOU ARE A FANTASTIC SECRETARY!! very accurate..man reading it just makes me laugh so hard..hehe..well, conclusion? kompeni elephant's AJK's are creative..hehe..anyway, i ll ask pei yan to give you a trophy for the good work.. and not one of her, "so you think you deserve a trophy is it?"..nope..a real one.. =)

chloe said...

wei hua- yes, havta regardless u wanna or nt.
itz da akta.

Pris- oh yeah! praises frm da president.
lol!

I kno, we'll read it again aftr a few mths. it'll be called reminisence. not terremember aredi.
lol