An Email I Sent My Uncle

hellooooo~ our printer died on us. the roller doesnt roll and the ink doesnt come out. Do u mind helping me to print two copies of the attached pleasee=) thankyouuu =)

And he replied:
You want solution to your printer problem???
Easy….Declare your printer dead and call for a sitting and funeral. Then collect the funeral offering money and buy a new one.

So I declare mine dead la. Hahaa.