I

have no clothes to wear.
Dumb line.

I have alot of clothes to wear but don't know what to wear.
Dumber line.

I have loads of clothes but I can't really decide on what to wear.
Dumbest line.

I have a moderate amount of clothes and I have no freakin clue on what to wear because I seem to be wearing the same baju all the time.

Ahah!
Good, gooder, goodest line =)

I need a bag.
Best, bester, bestest line =D