Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Her Royal Highness, Her Majesty, The Queen, The Dictator

Is so damn grumpy, she gets annoyed at everyone at petty stuff.

While Her Royal Magesty's subordinates, namely dad and I are tryin our very best to please her.

Oh wait, scratch that.

I am trying to make her happy while dad

runs away to the gym.

ARGH!