Saturday, 5 June 2010

Something Off the Net

that I find that you may find it as hilarious as I find it.

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:

Dept Of Statistics:
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
Dept Of Psychology:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
Dept Of History:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
Dept Of Religion:
Grade is determined by God.
Dept Of Philosophy:
What is a grade?
Law School:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
Dept Of Mathematics:
Grades are variable.
Dept Of Logic:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
Dept Of Computer Science:
Random number generator determines grade.
Music Department:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
Dept Of Physical Education:
Everybody gets an A.


English:
In addition to the obvious effects of solar activity on the upper atmosphere, some scientists contend that it also afffects the weather. Even further afield, a British researcher on epidemiology claimed last year that"the periods of world dominance of successive major subtypes of influenza A virus have synchronized closely with the periodicity of sunspots."
1. In what language is the British researcher speaking?
a. Japanese
b. Urdu
c. Bengali
d. British
e. Media

Mathematics:
If Juan is fourteen and weighs 150 pounds, and Grover is nine and weighs 70 pounds, what is the probability that Juan can get anything he wants from Grover?
a. 0%
b. 100%
c. a and b
d. a only
e. b only

Grant McSwine is a repairman. If he tells Mr. White that it will take him about 10 hours to do a specific job, how long will it really take him?
a. six weeks
b. half an hour
c. about three hundred dollars longer
d. not enough information because the type of repair is not indicated


AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

I've attached some pictures gotten off the internet. Hope you have not seen it before so you can have a good laugh. Haveagooddayeveryone.














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4 comments:

ZI said...

all of them are funny, but that diving board joke..i did it before.

NicholasIceGhost said...

i like the religion, sexuality and mystery one the best..

Ash said...

hey i like ur blog design now.. cuter! :)

chLoe said...

zharif, hahhaa!!

ice, i find that hilarious too!

ash, thatns a bunch!! =D