Convo went like this:

Dizz: Miao

Me: What?

Dizz: Miaoo

Me: Ok

Dizz: Miaoooo

Me: Hang on, I'll teman you later, okie?

Dizz: Miaooooooooo

Me: Later la, Dizzie

Dizz: Miao

Then I sat down at the computer.

Dizz: Miaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me: Oh

And there was silence.

So I thought the cat went and makan her food and decided to leave me alone la. Manatau while watching my drama I heard a loud crash. Thinking the worst that could happen to the cat, I rushed out of my room to the dining room only to find my mum's whole log of charcoal was pushed to the ground and it broke into pieces.

So I mah gave Dizzie two tight slaps on the thigh lo. Obviously it has to be her right? She's the only culprit standing there, walking away from the scene of the crime. Dizzie walked to one corner and sat there quietly and rolled over, as if I was going to give her a tickle or something. And she rolled over. And rolled over some more.

I stared at the mess she made all over the floor mat. And stared at her. And at the mat. And at her. And went to get the dustpan. and clenched my fist ready to strangle the living daylights out of the cat.

Knowing that I'll be charged of homicide by SPCA or PAWS or something, my two feet stomped to get the broom. Funny my brain didnt think of using the broom to hit her backside when I saw her tail held ULTRA HIGH with that irritating victorious swish before walking towards her food bowl. Mind you, that was right after she saw me sweep the bits of charcoal off the floor.

So the geram lo. I know la she wants me to stand behind her LIKE I ALWAYS DO when she wants to eat. As if la ada ghost in the kitchen or something. Scaredy cat. So while I was busy walking up and down in the kitchen throwing the dirt into the dustbin, she sat at her food place happily eating lo. TAIL STILL HELD HIGH.

ARGHHH!!! Geram or not you tell me. Geram or not? After clearing up her mess, she wants to play catching-catching (usual routine/game i play with her) and started running around the house. Obviously I stomped my feet back to the room la, and this dumbdumb thought I was playing with her wor, so she ran to the room first, like she always does when she anticipates where i'll be going.

Brain's still boiling. Keyboard's being abused.

P/S: Yes, KC, we will ALL miss you if you go to India. Thanks for the trip to the Indonesian satay place. It's really good.

In case you were wondering, KC had 'something important to tell' us, so Chong, Jin, Pam, Tracy and I and Chong's friend who was stayin with him for a few days met up to listen to kc's important news.

Update: Mum called and I related the whole Dizzie story thing to her.

She laughed.

This Dizzie thing made me cry.

I'm so angry >='(

And then when she heard me talking on the phone, she came in and nudge nudge me. I'm still so angry and here she is so manja.

Shall I give the vengeful cat a hug?

Or shall I give the manja cat another piak on the head?

SomeboDzie Cracked the Glass

THIS:

The Pretend-To-Be-Innocent-One

Did THIS:

with her head while playing catchingcatching.

It's two cracks on our glass coffee table.

Poor Dizzie.

Peekaboo! I see yoooooo!

Dah 2 cat-years old, masih behave macam budak-budak.

In order to make sure she is still sane, I held two fingers and asked her if she could see it.

3 Bags in the Luggage, One in the Handbag

six bags altogether for a two night trip to Penang and Taiping. So much for travelling light. Way to go, Chloe!

This situation/syndrome usually comes from dilemmas people face whereby they can't decide on what to bring on a holiday so they just bring everything. Problem solved.

If only this solution can too solve my laptop purchasing dilemma. Toshiba or Macbook? Toshiba or Macbook? Or anything that you know won't transform into an oven or a barbecue grill. Please don't suggest Acer or Asus or anything of that sort.

I don't wanna be typing on a marshmallow toaster again for the next four years.

Here's my family who had dinner at one of our kopitiams, and my mum having the reputation of being a drama queen decided to be some clean-diva-something.

Here she is resting her elbows/arms on two pieces of tissue paper after wiping her part of the table.

And here's my Great Wall of Drinks to avoid Triangulus* from pushing his fattening pork noodles over to my corner of the table.

and the drinks didn't move until I was sure that he finished up everything.

*Triangulus is a name Ice gave my dad after seeing him for the 1st time. Ice said that he looks like an inverted pyramid, hence the name. Hehee.

GUESS WHO'S GOT A MACBOOK!!!!!

not me =(

Mary Called

crying and sobbing.

She woke up from a horrible nightmare. She dreamt that someone strangled her.

So yeah, if you have nothing to do, do remember to text or give her a ring =)

Something Off the Net

that I find that you may find it as hilarious as I find it.

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:

Dept Of Statistics:

All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

Dept Of Psychology:

Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

Dept Of History:

All students get the same grade they got last year.

Dept Of Religion:

Grade is determined by God.

Dept Of Philosophy:

What is a grade?

Law School:

Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

Dept Of Mathematics:

Grades are variable.

Dept Of Logic:

If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

Dept Of Computer Science:

Random number generator determines grade.

Music Department:

Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).

Dept Of Physical Education:

Everybody gets an A.

English:

In addition to the obvious effects of solar activity on the upper atmosphere, some scientists contend that it also afffects the weather. Even further afield, a British researcher on epidemiology claimed last year that"the periods of world dominance of successive major subtypes of influenza A virus have synchronized closely with the periodicity of sunspots."

1. In what language is the British researcher speaking?

a. Japanese
b. Urdu
c. Bengali
d. British
e. Media

Mathematics:

If Juan is fourteen and weighs 150 pounds, and Grover is nine and weighs 70 pounds, what is the probability that Juan can get anything he wants from Grover?

a. 0%
b. 100%
c. a and b
d. a only
e. b only

Grant McSwine is a repairman. If he tells Mr. White that it will take him about 10 hours to do a specific job, how long will it really take him?

a. six weeks
b. half an hour
c. about three hundred dollars longer
d. not enough information because the type of repair is not indicated

AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

I've attached some pictures gotten off the internet. Hope you have not seen it before so you can have a good laugh. Haveagooddayeveryone.

and finally: