Should Be Standing

at the lift of Block C right now.

Coz that's where I saw you exactly a week ago.

I know you wanted to say hi =)

People from China Have Funny Accents.

No hard feelings, okie, China people.

(skali they all ask diorang's ahli komunis to hunt me down for ketawa-ing at them >.<)

Malaysians will say 'ni hao ma, wo shi Chloe' (it means how are you, I'm Chloe)

Thumbs up to me for being to poke fun of a language I hardly understand =D

But people from China (might) say

"nee haor mar~? Worr shirr Chrolwee/KeLoWi(or goodness knows how my name is being distorted )"

(it means how are you, I'm Chloe, but read it while rolling your tongue, but not in an Indian manner, make sure both sides of your tongue touches the top pallet of the mouth).

They tend to roll their tongue a lot and are more dramatic in their pronunciation as if they're in a heated debate while eating dinner.

Hahahahaha!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

I said "nihao" with a HUGE-ASS GRIN stretching my cheeks from one end of the face to the other. If my cheeks were chubbier, it might stretch even more. Probably they would go round my head and tie a knot to my hair. wth.

BECAUSE

I bumped into dad and his clients who were Made In China.

AND

I spoke MANDARIN to ORIGINAL CHINA CHINESE!!!

=D

Am making it a huge deal because I normally make fun of their accent. And today, there I was SPEAKING TO THEM IN PERSON!!! The people I make fun of! Right there in front of me!

O_____o

It's like I shook hands with the butt of my jokes >.<

I'm sorry. A little.

That Dude.

Why is it so that whenever I accidentally/intentionally forget you, you turn up in front of me? And why is it such that you turn up in front of me when I'm in a situation whereby no conversations can be held? And why is it such that when a conversation can be held, I'm not at my best?

If this goes on any longer, I'll forget how you look, let alone have enough time to ask you for your name and (at least) the course you're in. Glad to see you around nonetheless =)

Quickie

Global Societies just ended an hour and a half ago. Spent the first 10 minutes watching the lecturer connect the laptop to the projecter, intercom the IT people, and watch the next 15 watching the IT people do whatever the lecturer tried doing. Then the last 15 minutes was spent shifting from one lecture theatre to another(about a 5 second walk away) and getting the 'kids' to settle down.

I DO NOT want to mention the sad fact that I left my phone at home, borrowed this girl's phone to text Marcus and lent me his until mum came over to pass me mine. It's so traumatizing, I tell you. Especially when you're in a new campus with minimal friends. Note: anti-social mode is currently on.

While waiting, I was tortured by the conversation the girls behind me had. You are drunk and you kissed a random guy at the club. It sounds like you're enjoying it more than you regret to me. Haha. Girls sitting behind me, glad you had fun last night. =)

Aaanyway, next lecture at 1pm. Goina have lunch with the SEGiSubang people. Bye!

Dory Syndrome

kicked in a few seconds ago. I forgot what's the name of the the disease whereby people forget things easily.

What is it called?

Hi

every time I open the blogger page, it ends up being closed because there isn't much for me to share. Either it's me, or it's the fact that i've finished diploma and will be pursuing the degree at another college. It seemed pretty exciting at first, then I realized that this girl here dislikes adapting to new environments. The thought of it now is pretty daunting, but i've been mentally preparing myself and trying to get on the friendly mode. The only plus side is that I'll be having old friends(Marcus, Zharif, Raj, Keith) and older friends(Pam, Grace, KC) studying there as well. Made 2 new friends, both whom were ex-segi KD students. Met them during the scholarship interview. Broken two barriers, guess it's not so bad afterall.

I apologize to you good guys who have been dropping by and not seeing any new posts nowadays, unlike those days where you'll see updates every few hours. Is it me, or is it age catching up on me. I'm beginning to be a little more private. Haha. It might be a whole different story in the future.

Anyway, I've been keeping myself away from Facebook too. However Twitter is an exception.

Here's my explanation:

I'M STILL INTO YOUTUBE. Okay? I am. And these youtube people tweet! hehee.

Just in case you're interested(because under normal circumstances i'll usually update such petty stuff, and you will be reading these insignificant information made into a big deal that sometimes you wish you never knew the exitence of this blog)in my life, I'm having my period.

Just kidding. But seriously.

Teehee!

I'm watching TVB's Mysteries of Love. Been waiting for it to come out since last year. and they've finally released it. Think I've mentioned it to you before. It was called "Shall We State The Case" but now they changed the name. Soyeah, am enjoying the drama, and it feels like your 'old flame' appeared again.

Weird thing is, for the past month, I've turned into this heartless(not exactly), unfeeling(a little), cold blooded(i am feeling a little chilly now), despicable bum(minus the unhappy part).

And thanks to my unrealistic desire of wanting to watch The Last Song as well as watching my fave guy on DVD, I've suddenly got feelings again.

It's like i forgot how to like. Not that I remember vividly now, but it's coming. (8)Its all coming back to me(8).

Taxing? Yeah.

Tiring? Absolutely.

Worth it? Not one bit.

Sigh, here we go again.

AND i'm waiting to suppress them ALL!!! MUAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

i'm on one 'crappuva' emotional rollercoaster now. feels like a teenager again. dislike.

p/s: convo with Pam:

Pam says:

WOA WOA WOA

*TMR KITA SAMA BLJAR KAT TEMPAT SAMA

*AFTER....

*5 YEARS....

*WOAAAAAAAA

-=chloe=- says:

*yahmannn

*5 YEARS MEH

*18

*19

*20

*21

Pam says:

*NO MEHHH

-=chloe=- says:

*WAHHHH

*4 YEARS LEHH

Pam says:

*YAAAAAAAA

-=chloe=- says:

*SUMMORE WE WENT TO JUNACO PARK

Pam says:

*SUDAH LIMA TAHUN LOR AKAK

*JUNACO PARK LAGI SIAllll

*IF UR A GUY

*I WUD USE THIS AS SOME CATCH UP LINE

*SAYING WE GOT FATE WE SHOULD HOOK UP OR SMTG

LOL!!! and to not bore you, i did not put in the some protection money this woman asked for. Who knows, I'll be the one protecting her from her OWN COOKING =P

Lol lah. Now that i've started blogging, i can't stop. it's good to spill everything out on pen and paper. In this case, pixels and keyboard. heh.

Now that i've opened up a little, expect to see more of me. in the near future. i think. Maybe i should use a test card as the welcome banner instead.

thank you for being my spring board!

Convo went like this:

Dizz: Miao

Me: What?

Dizz: Miaoo

Me: Ok

Dizz: Miaoooo

Me: Hang on, I'll teman you later, okie?

Dizz: Miaooooooooo

Me: Later la, Dizzie

Dizz: Miao

Then I sat down at the computer.

Dizz: Miaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me: Oh

And there was silence.

So I thought the cat went and makan her food and decided to leave me alone la. Manatau while watching my drama I heard a loud crash. Thinking the worst that could happen to the cat, I rushed out of my room to the dining room only to find my mum's whole log of charcoal was pushed to the ground and it broke into pieces.

So I mah gave Dizzie two tight slaps on the thigh lo. Obviously it has to be her right? She's the only culprit standing there, walking away from the scene of the crime. Dizzie walked to one corner and sat there quietly and rolled over, as if I was going to give her a tickle or something. And she rolled over. And rolled over some more.

I stared at the mess she made all over the floor mat. And stared at her. And at the mat. And at her. And went to get the dustpan. and clenched my fist ready to strangle the living daylights out of the cat.

Knowing that I'll be charged of homicide by SPCA or PAWS or something, my two feet stomped to get the broom. Funny my brain didnt think of using the broom to hit her backside when I saw her tail held ULTRA HIGH with that irritating victorious swish before walking towards her food bowl. Mind you, that was right after she saw me sweep the bits of charcoal off the floor.

So the geram lo. I know la she wants me to stand behind her LIKE I ALWAYS DO when she wants to eat. As if la ada ghost in the kitchen or something. Scaredy cat. So while I was busy walking up and down in the kitchen throwing the dirt into the dustbin, she sat at her food place happily eating lo. TAIL STILL HELD HIGH.

ARGHHH!!! Geram or not you tell me. Geram or not? After clearing up her mess, she wants to play catching-catching (usual routine/game i play with her) and started running around the house. Obviously I stomped my feet back to the room la, and this dumbdumb thought I was playing with her wor, so she ran to the room first, like she always does when she anticipates where i'll be going.

Brain's still boiling. Keyboard's being abused.

P/S: Yes, KC, we will ALL miss you if you go to India. Thanks for the trip to the Indonesian satay place. It's really good.

In case you were wondering, KC had 'something important to tell' us, so Chong, Jin, Pam, Tracy and I and Chong's friend who was stayin with him for a few days met up to listen to kc's important news.

Update: Mum called and I related the whole Dizzie story thing to her.

She laughed.

This Dizzie thing made me cry.

I'm so angry >='(

And then when she heard me talking on the phone, she came in and nudge nudge me. I'm still so angry and here she is so manja.

Shall I give the vengeful cat a hug?

Or shall I give the manja cat another piak on the head?

SomeboDzie Cracked the Glass

THIS:

The Pretend-To-Be-Innocent-One

Did THIS:

with her head while playing catchingcatching.

It's two cracks on our glass coffee table.

Poor Dizzie.

Peekaboo! I see yoooooo!

Dah 2 cat-years old, masih behave macam budak-budak.

In order to make sure she is still sane, I held two fingers and asked her if she could see it.

3 Bags in the Luggage, One in the Handbag

six bags altogether for a two night trip to Penang and Taiping. So much for travelling light. Way to go, Chloe!

This situation/syndrome usually comes from dilemmas people face whereby they can't decide on what to bring on a holiday so they just bring everything. Problem solved.

If only this solution can too solve my laptop purchasing dilemma. Toshiba or Macbook? Toshiba or Macbook? Or anything that you know won't transform into an oven or a barbecue grill. Please don't suggest Acer or Asus or anything of that sort.

I don't wanna be typing on a marshmallow toaster again for the next four years.

Here's my family who had dinner at one of our kopitiams, and my mum having the reputation of being a drama queen decided to be some clean-diva-something.

Here she is resting her elbows/arms on two pieces of tissue paper after wiping her part of the table.

And here's my Great Wall of Drinks to avoid Triangulus* from pushing his fattening pork noodles over to my corner of the table.

and the drinks didn't move until I was sure that he finished up everything.

*Triangulus is a name Ice gave my dad after seeing him for the 1st time. Ice said that he looks like an inverted pyramid, hence the name. Hehee.

GUESS WHO'S GOT A MACBOOK!!!!!

not me =(

Mary Called

crying and sobbing.

She woke up from a horrible nightmare. She dreamt that someone strangled her.

So yeah, if you have nothing to do, do remember to text or give her a ring =)

Something Off the Net

that I find that you may find it as hilarious as I find it.

Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:

Dept Of Statistics:

All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

Dept Of Psychology:

Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

Dept Of History:

All students get the same grade they got last year.

Dept Of Religion:

Grade is determined by God.

Dept Of Philosophy:

What is a grade?

Law School:

Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

Dept Of Mathematics:

Grades are variable.

Dept Of Logic:

If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

Dept Of Computer Science:

Random number generator determines grade.

Music Department:

Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).

Dept Of Physical Education:

Everybody gets an A.

English:

In addition to the obvious effects of solar activity on the upper atmosphere, some scientists contend that it also afffects the weather. Even further afield, a British researcher on epidemiology claimed last year that"the periods of world dominance of successive major subtypes of influenza A virus have synchronized closely with the periodicity of sunspots."

1. In what language is the British researcher speaking?

a. Japanese
b. Urdu
c. Bengali
d. British
e. Media

Mathematics:

If Juan is fourteen and weighs 150 pounds, and Grover is nine and weighs 70 pounds, what is the probability that Juan can get anything he wants from Grover?

a. 0%
b. 100%
c. a and b
d. a only
e. b only

Grant McSwine is a repairman. If he tells Mr. White that it will take him about 10 hours to do a specific job, how long will it really take him?

a. six weeks
b. half an hour
c. about three hundred dollars longer
d. not enough information because the type of repair is not indicated

AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

I've attached some pictures gotten off the internet. Hope you have not seen it before so you can have a good laugh. Haveagooddayeveryone.

and finally: