Senyum Smile for the Camera Kamera

This is the food my mum ordered at some hakka restaurant in Puchong just now. 'Cha Tea Rice'. Iwas thinking CHA is already TEA so why call it CHA TEA rice? isn't it d same as 'TEA TEA rice'?
So why the repeatation?
Same lah, dat Suria(you'll get to know her later) she'll say 'cuba try ini yang saya masak'.
Translation-Try to try this that I cooked'
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Warning!
May cause upside down tummies, or tummies will turn inside out. Do not continue reading with a full stomach.

1)Get a bucket
2) Get lotsa tissues

or

1) Turn your body and face the toilet so that you won't run lintang-pukang later.

Don't say I didnt warn you...
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It's rice, kacang, chopped long beans, vege n sum othr stuff all mixed together with thisGREEN soup.

BLUEKZZZZZZ !!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry... I won't be rude anymore.

On the not so gross side...

While waiting for our parents at church, Jela, Grace n I camwhored. Here's one of the many pictures I took. Damn couldn't upload anymore.

I tried not to look chubby on the cheeks =((((

Me, Jela n Grace


I suppose we weren't the only ones who camwhored...
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*echos heard* 'Hello Suria'

Meet Surya(Suria) my maid, who took my camera supposedly 'mau tengok gambar' la. Well she did then took a pic of herself then burst out laughing in the car.
Didn't know till I got home.
LOL, i thought it's cute so I decided to post it here.
I dun mean cute as in kawaii la. Cute as in funnily funny but not the funny haha typa funny.
Muahaha!! I told her that I'm going to post in online where everybody can see.



Chloe, signing out, blog hopping time!

Lazy Piggie Wiggie(damn, gime a break. it's juz some title. Cant think of any atm)

I am so lazy.
I'm so lazy to google. I don't know where's Cali and I don't care.
I want to know what happened to Project Runway Season4 but I'm not going to google it. I am one...

lazy...

(insert name here)


Know what happened?
About an hour ago, I picked up the phone, dialed
1300-13-1300.
Recognize the colour?
Hellooooo~~? Red and Yellow...
The fast food chain...
It's everywhere...
Got it?
It rhymes with 'WHACKRONALD'S' butt.
I guess you know me well enough to know what happened next. Yes, that telephone number lead to a really cute sexy tan guy who came over to my place in 30 to 45minutes after the call.
Pffft.
I wish.
It was nothing but a plastic bag of you-know-what and drinks.


Currently chatting with my Form 2 Leng Chai.
He's a big boy now. Sitting for PMR this year. Science stream next year summore.
Lil boy at heart. Scared to dissect frogs. I know I enjoyed my time at the lab, all right =D





Chloe, pigging out hoping she'll lose some weight before she meets Lam Fung.
Chloe just smirked and says "Pffft, I wish!" to both of the impossible statements she made.

THANK UUU!!!

KC
fuiyooo I type your name so big, see my words r so small. so we're pretty much even. So big for wad? aihyoo... tribute mar...

Yay!

I've finally got my page right.
Ok, ok, not me. I didn't get my page right.

Thank you KC for making my page right.
TQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQTQ!!!!!!!!!!
=)))

We went to Leo's for lunch at the same time there got free WiFi so I brought my notebook there and asked him to help me with my poorly maintained page.
All KC did was click here, click there, click stuff... and now... TADAAAAA!!!!!

I am so happieeee!!!!!

He'll be going for his orientation dinner tonight so he went for a haircut. Haih long story. Go read his blog. Surely he would have said something about it.

LOL! Now I can just ask you to click his name at my links area instead of "hey people, go to kc's blog and read about his haircut his blog is www.melzkc..." (arh, you get my point) because NOW I CAN LINK PEOPLE UP!!!! YIPPIEEEEEE!!!!!!

Anyone wanna be linked (or don't want to be linked), please inform me




Chloe, be right back, going to link more people.

A Tribute

I'm feeling grateful all of a sudden.
=)

Thank you buddies who have been supporting me all the way from the first page of this blog.
Thank you school buddies.
Thank you church buddies.
Thank you NS buddies.
and
Thank you silent readers.

I found out that I DO have readers visiting my page, so my page has more visitors than what I expected.
It feels like someone giving you a smile.
It feels like someone you are unfamiliar with greeting you.
It feels like someone giving you a hug.
It feels like you are not not wanted.
It feels like security.
It feels secure.
I feel happy.
One simple word. Happy.
=)
It really made, makes and will make my day.

Kopkun ka



Chloe, bows out slightly.

Turn Left and Go Straight. Saw Boobs?

"Turn left, go straight, go 3 o'clock when u reach the roundabout."
Where are you now?
What?
No, I don't want to go boob watching with you! You are one rude bugger!
That's how I ffk my blind date.

Cuzzies Char n Leah posing by the starring signboard in Taiping
Rule number one, never meet up with your blind date at a place with a weird name. Chose somewhere else like Jalan Precious or Jalan Best-Road-To-Meet-Blind-Dates

I wonder if parents actually consider what their child's name will turn out to be in a few years time.
Correct me If I'm wrong, but I doubt the word 'boob' existed a few years ago. Did it?
Who knows, the name 'Wern Jin' will end up meaning something like bootie or whatnot.

The point is before computers were born, 'mouse' just meant rodent, but now, mouse means... it means... owh heck look at what your right hand is holding now. That's a mouse.
Unless if you are using a handphone to surf this webbie with your right hand then of course your handphone isn't a mouse or it is a real mouse if you are surfing with your handphone on your left hand and holding a guinea pig on your right hand but people don't call guinea pigs mouse.

By the way, my blind date turned out to be a hamster and I can't be seen dating a hamster so I pretended I never called.
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I've gotta go do some assignments the Fundamental Photography lecturer gave us.







Chloe, signing out with her camera(not mouse) on her right hand, preparing to toke 5 'good' pics and 5 'worst' pics to be submitted on the 4th week.

Orientation Week One

This sucks. I cant upload any pics here.

Anyway, feedback on my Putrajaya trip.
I took pictures.
We took pictures.
Everyone took pictures.

I cant show you the pretty pictures I took because I cant upload em here. ARGHHH!!!
Oh Pris, I found da card reader already.

Jas, Wei Vern, Sylvia, Gee Von n I were like sum kinda super psychos that camwhored everywhere. OK, got only 1 pic uploaded. Better that nothing, wad...


Syl, Geevon, and Jas posing on the very-long-escalator-that-they-happily-posed-for-my-camera.

That was orientation day4.

I dont know what to write about that day. I'm in a boring mood at the moment so I shall put the fullstop riiiiight here --->>> .

Can you see it? I put it in red so that it'll be clearer.


Chloe, yawning outta her blog.


OhYA!
I'm starting to watch the 9.30 show already!
Boo Ya!!!
I'm a happy girl again!
=)))

Check These Out. LOL!

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"

You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

You Follow Your Head

You're rational, collected, and logical. Generally, it takes you quite a while to fall in love. In fact, you've even been accused of being very picky. While you're cool, you're not ice cold. You just know what you want, and don't mind waiting to get it.

Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?

I am so upset. I feel so not my age. =(((((

Haha. that is stupid.

Chloe, crawling back to her room to avoid getting caught since it's already 2.40am.

IloveTVBIloveTVBIloveTVBIloveTVBIloveTVBIloveTVB...

I am in agony. I don't watch TVB shows as much as I did. I didn't bother watching the Kevin show at 8.30pm on Wah Lai Toi. Shit. I don't even know the name of the show.
I missed SO MANY Steven Ma episodes at 9.30pm. I so wanted to watch it because apparently it's very nice. Shit.
Shit, I didn't visit www.tvbsquare.com eversince I returned. Shit. I don't go "AAAAAAAH!!!! I MUSTMUSTMUSTMUST WATCH THIS SHOW BY HOOK OR BY CROOK" anymore. Shit.
The world is coming to an end.
But I do still like Raymond Lam Fung. But nowadays he's hardly the starring anymore! Shit.
Shit. Poo. Shit. Poo. Shit. Poo.

Heck, today the FOCAD(Faculty of Creative Arts and Design) students went on an excurtion to Putrajaya to take pictures. It's a workshop. We'll be having our orientation for 2 weeks. Cool huh? Next week is some 3D Modelling and Drawing workshop.
Class starts on the 23rd.

Jasvin, Wei Vern, Gee Vonne, Sylvia and I camwhored like shit. HaHa... not gonna post shit here =P
Yes, Sylvia from 5C. The 1 who gillerkan anime wan. She's taking Multimedia. Kevina and Vian couldn't make it because they both fell sick.

Here's my timetable
Monday-No class
Tuesday-Introduction to Mass Communications
Wednesday-Marketing and Principles
Thursday-Fundamental Photography
Friday-English

Showed my dad my timetable.
He frowned. And then...
"WHAAAA???!!! I'M PAYING SO MUCH FOR YOU TO GO TO CLASS 3 HOURS A DAY, 4 TIMES A WEEK??!!! Really enjoy life lah u."
Me: Hehehe... yalooo

Yestersay, during the film appreciation workshop, we watched The Emperor's Journey or known as The March Of The Penguins. Mi goshhhhhhhhhhh....It's like soooooooooooo touchingggggg!!!!! It's like so hard for a penguin to live or to start a life.
Check out this webbie on the movie/documentary:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Penguin
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_of_the_Penguins to know about the movie.

http://empereur.luc-jacquet.com/index_flash.htm is the official webbie if u can read French.
Gosh... This movie is meant to be watched once. And it's worth it.
Music suits every scene.
All of us were freezing in the theatre room because the air-cond was like, blasting my face. My thick denim jacket wasn't much help. As if that wasn't enough, we were watching a South pole movie summore. The penguin's egg froze and cracked halfway out of the parents' carelessness. Oh Shit. It's sad.

I'm beginning to love and appreciate penguins more and more.
A penguin's life is so fragile. It takes three to make a happy family. If one parent dies, the chick dies indirectly. A snap of the jaw of a shark on a mother penguin takes away two lives-mother penguin and chick because she isn't able to feed it.



Chloe, signing out to catch the last 10 minutes of the 9.30pm show on Wah Lai Toi. Oh shit. Too late. I'll just watch it at 2.30am later then.
Trying to minus all the SHITs from my mind that's why they're all here.
*apologizes*

I Have Sinned...

*looks down, head bowed low*
I have done something I should not do.
I am sorry...

I shall confess more later...


Orientation at college today was great.

After orientation, I went to Summit...and sinned...
I should have made a stand...
I could have said 'NO!'

But I didn't...
This is the root of all evil...



...Chocolate Indulgence...

So as the name asked me to... I indulged the chocolate creamy cake... bit by bit... mouth by mouth... savoured every bite before going down the esophagus...

In half an hour or so...

......temptation demolished......

...and I will never be tempted by such things again...amen.

Though some factors will be weighed...

-until I lose weight

-until I refil my pockets

-unless IF I realli crave for something rich and creamy.

Chloe, going to devour some chocolates from the fridge.

Hail Me! =P

Have you ever experienced anyone bowing to you?
Haha... I thought I HAD to get that in my camera.
Check out Sarah(left) and Pris who went extremely high, bowing to
THE ONE AND ONLY SISTA CLO.
when I was reading The Star newspaper I got from the office. It costs RM2 wei... reali cut throat, summore Pei Yan buys it every week.



Background punyer bed is mine. Aihyoo... no nid 2 say oso u kno la... my messy trademark ^^


HEHEHEE....




Chloe, waving out like a Queen.

SQUASHED CHOcolate

Jela gave me a roll of Cadbury choco she got from Singapore.
*eeeeeeeeee thankkk uuuuuuuuuu*
'Kenot find in Malaysia wan u knoooooo???'
My maid offered to hold my stuff until we got into the car.
My dad drove off. Realizing that the choco wasn't in the car, I made my dad make a big round back to the BP station to look for it.
ALAS! We found it lying on the road. Shapeless... Not a perfect tube anymore...
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the bad car...
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the bad tyres
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.....squashed....

But I ate it anyway...

Mmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~

Choco~~~~~~~~~

Rich in flavour... rich in colour...rich in milk...rich in butter...rich in cocoa...rich in peppermint... MY CHOCO'S A MILLIONAIRE!!!!!

Going to the fridge to eat the unsquashed ends.

Chloe, tripping on her toes running to the fridge.

Enough. (2)

Oh, so you think you can accuse me is it?
Go la, go tell the whole world that it's my fault for being 18 years old. Go tell them that it's my sin for liking teenagers stuff. Bullshitlah. Menopause woman. So old aredi still wanna throw tantrum and throw plates.
Aihyoo... take my advice lah. Go jaga your zygote lah. Bleeding mah go hospital loh. Bleeding call my mum meh? She can help u arh? Go to your SINGAPORE hospital lah. More CHUN mah! U got baby prob den oni call my mum mah. Fool.
HUMPH! BLAME ME SOMEMORE!
SAY MY FAULT DAT UR MAID DOWAN U!
BULLSHITLAH
GO TO YOUR GUESS AND ESPRIT AND ELLE SHOPS LAH. U R NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN AFFORD IT. FLAUNT YOUR GUCCI BAG LOH. PATTERN OSO OUTDATED WAN. AT LEAST I'M NOT A HOUSEWIFE LIKE U LOR. STAY AT HOME JAGA 2 KIDS, ONE MORE COMING UP. WASTING UR DEGREE. haih, y I care so much about ur prob?!
GO JAGA BABY LAH! LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE. DONT CALL MY MUM AND BUG HER WITH YOUR BULLSHIT. DONT THREATEN US.

MY PATIENCE HAS COME TO AN END. DONT LET ME CALL AUTHORITIES.


I DONT WANT TO CONTAMINATE MY BLOG WITH UNWANTED WORDS.
SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND STFU!

Dreaming Undreamt Dreams

Chorus:
Dreams last for so long
Even after you're gone
I know, that you love me
And soon I know you will see
You were meant for me
And I was meant for you.

I LOVE THE KL SKYLINE...
My aunt drove to KLCC at night and the view of the city was s.p.e.c.t.a.c.u.l.a.r. It took my breath away.
Next time, I'll walk walk walk around Bintang Walk with Lam Fung linked to my arm. We'll window shop near KLCC then when it's time, we'll head to the orchestra.
Of course we'll get the box seats above so that we can have a better view of the musicians.
Enjoying the music,
enjoying each other's company.
After the event, we'll head to Dome's Cafe for supper and sit outdoors overlooking KLCC's dancing fountain and chat over their pie.
Dome's Cafe bakes the BEST pie ever!
Suddenly, pretty fireworks light up the dark sky.
We look up and admire the colourful fireworks that exploded miles away from ground level...
...after it ends(which will last a long time until our necks oso pain aredi), we'll chat and chat and chat until the Dome people shoo us out...

The blissful times we will share together...

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Christine, Tiffany and I camwhoring in the car on the way to the philharmonic orchestra on the 30th last month.

The orchestra was great! I'm kinda music illiterate so I don't know how to describe music but all can say was that I enjoyed every second of it.
The theme was Italian and Spanish someting.
Music played:
The Three-Cornered Hat
-Dance of the Neighbours (Seguidillas)
-Dance of the Miller (Farruca)
-Dance Finale (Jota)
Nights in the Garden of Spain
-In the Generalife
-Distant Dance
-In the Gardens of the Sierra de Cordoba
The Fountains Of Rome
The Pines Of Rome

I wore pants.
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I got no proper skirt.
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I got 3 out of fashioned bohomean skirts, 1 mini STRICTLY for holidays only, and school baju kurung's kurung.
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But I didn't look 'wad' lor. I dressed properly.

Supper at Dome's Cafe. Still lotsa people at 11.30pm.

Reached home at around 1am, terus slept and never twitched until mum woke me up to join her for RPM.

*faints*

And here I am reporting to you about my day, and my other days which I successfully went through.

Chloe, dreaming out.

Enough.

Relative,
Oh distant relative,
Please stop,
Just halt your crap and shove it
In that huge belly of yours.
Watch your temper
Stop your crap
Jaga that zygote
Don't drop it.

Oh pregnant woman,
Hold back your treat
I don't give a shit if it spreads to Canada
It always happens anyway
It's always my family that's spreading rumours
But note that the needle is pointing to YOUR side of MY family

DISTANT relative,
Although my grandmother isn't here anymore,
And I miss her so
But please,
Don't climb over our head
Don't step on our tail
Stop that threatening smses.
Stop disturbing my mum.

No doubt you are kind enough to come and see my grandmother,
shall I refresh your memory of what you did?
Hmm...
You said 'hi'
You asked 'hoh bo?'(how are you)
You commented 'wah...Chloe, you so big girl aredi arrr?'
You stated 'Wahh... the house so clean arr?'
You made my 3rd stage cancer stricken grandmother get the big pail from the back balcony just so your WHO KNOWS HOW HEAVY son can bathe. Please lah, you came to visit my grandmother because she was in her last days already. Then what? You asked for a pail.She was so weak to stand up but still she forced herself to do so JUST BECAUSE you're her relative and her guest.

I really love your mother-in-law and your aunties-in-law, and I REALLY REALLY REALLY, from the bottom of my heart appreciate what they did for me and my family throughout my life.
*Arigato*
*bows with head low*

But YOU!
YOU!
YOU!
*shakes head*
Threatened my mum.
Sent LOADS of smses.
Call my mum when she was in the middle of work.
Want her to get fired kah?
Call my mum when she's resting.
Want her to fall sick kah?
Call my mum when we're out.
Want to disturb our family bonding kah?
Huh? When to call us arr? Didn't I just ask you to shove it?

You said to mu mum just now(2nd of July 2007)-"if I can't have her, no one can."

You passed with flying colours under the cateory:
Ungrateful
Selfish
Two faced
Boros
Traitor
Stingy
'Mm sek jo yan'-(tak tau jadi orang)
Greedy
Demanding

But who am I to judge you? So I take that back.