EVERYONE,

If you love me please click on this webbie and leave a comment saying how much u love mcd.

If you hate me, then please click on this other webbie and leave a comment and say how much u love mcd.

If you don't know me then I would advise you to click on this webbie and leabe a comment stating how much u love mcd.

If you love/hate/dunno Slimmy then click on this mcd link and leave a comment on how much u love mcd.

I'm helping her advertise. a lil too late, but better thn nthng =)

typin really fast here. no more time adi. faster say u love mcd, and u get to save her life (indirectly, but thu her assignments).

tankiuu

I Understand

as much as you guys have missed me *splutters*

I've missed you people a whole lot too.

I miss looking forward to blogging and waiting for responses, be it in the cbox, comment box, slient thoughts that comes out from your mind, or even you clicking on this page. Those lil gestures mean alot to me.

No, not emoing.

=)

Will try to update everyday.

P/S: Sorrie Jin, no credict =/ u ok nw? wad happened?

I'm So Indecisive

that at times I stop in the middle of the road just to figure out whether I should take the left or right route to get to the destination. And both routes are the exact distance away from where I put my walking to a halt for that few seconds.

I don't know what to do with myself. Stupid questions such as "shall I wear this black short sleeve top, or this black short sleeve top?" come up almost everyday.

And now it's spilled over to my campaign when it comes to decision making. 

"stage or no stage?"

"1 day or 2 days?"

"this orange and green logo or this orange and green logo?"

"I can't decide if you should do this or this or should she do this or this"

wtf.

 thanx wv for helping me decide.

My smart ass monkey brains aside, Nik showed me this link on youtube and I think you guys should check it out. 

Reason: This guy sings both guy and girl voice. Nuff said.

Clicky clicky the linky =)

KIT KATS are known to be drugs

that chloe sniffs upon eats everytime she is stressed out or when her blood sugar is low

The Malaysian drug you can find at any local pharmacies,

and local stores. 

The drug from the United States given by mum's friend just now.

The KITKAT drug from the United Kingdom, given by Angela on her first trip to UK. It's my bookmark =P

YUP!! only 107 calories

And all my KITKATS that are posing together:

Makes one big happy family =)

(psst...judging by the sizes, the KitKat from the UK which is 107 calories seems to be the least fattening, eh?)

MUST BUY...

TVB WEEKLY punya I-dunno-which-week-punya-copy

Dad Came Back

from Thailand on an early Sunday morning.

I was sleeping on the couch waiting for him.

He woke me up and greeted me by telling me that he left his luggage in the bus. (I said 'in' because he placed it in the boot which is at the bottom)

O__o

Like, how is that even possible?

I'm absolutely baffled.

KENOT TAHANNN!!!

It's 9.15pm. 

I can't take it any longer.

It feels like it's been soooo long.

Like, so damn freaking absolutely long.

So long, it's like forever.

Forever, it's like I almost forgot the last time.

The last time, it's like it never ever existed at all!!!

I've got the urge.

The urge to do it.

I'm so damn absolutely sorry.

I couldn't live without you by my side.

You were with me since forever. 

I promise I'll never 'pek tai' you ever again, my dearest TVB.

I'll watch you again and again.

p/s: due to banyak protest by thousands of faithful fans  a handful of thoughtful friends I decided not to abandon my blog them -online via blog.

=)

I'm officially back to business. Didn't you miss me so? =)

Hiatus

atashichloe.blogspot.com will be closed

it will be not be updated until further notice.

I Just Don't Get it

You're my aunt. How come you rather trust your colleague 100% than even taking to me and asking me for an explanation?

It's unbelievable how your own family member can betray you.

First things first. If I never ever talk to you, please know that I will still talk to your children aka my cuzzies because this has absolutely nothng to do with them.

Ouch?

 If you somehow realized that you don't want them to talk to me, go ahead. But just so you know, I treat all my cuzzies the same and I do sayang them as much as.

Sod it, Clo. Leave it.

wtv lah. I won't say a word no more. accuse me all you want  for all i care. your colleague can complain, i won't give a shit. 

Biar. she will know. Don't get all defensive, but one thing for sure, you must clear your name.

BABI!

Victim 1

see lah. don't do your work summore, see if i tiu u summore anot.

who else wana kek sei me?

*edit*

she did a very good job in the end. kudos to her.

LOL!!!

because my friend did another facebook quiz.

This time it has to do with TVB's Moonlight Resonance.

This is my friend's page. i used paint to colour off the friends and her name for safety purposes. Heh.

Anyway, it is also to avoid distractions and for you to focus on the quiz I'm reffering to. Do not look at my beautiful scribblin, but at the quiz below. Click to enlarge.

So anyway, I wanted to do this quiz so badly, so I decided to look for translations online   because I so reeeeeeaaaalllyyyyyyy  badly wanted to do the Moonlight Resonance quiz.

And so I did. Click to enlarge.

The beauty of both languages got lost in translations.

The shark food left red bean can change baa?

Some of You May or May Not Know, I Have a Fettish for Tickets

...parking tickets, that is. 

Reason: How often are you able to get your car out of the parking space wihout returning the parking tickets to the ticket-eating machine or even paying a hefty sum?

That's why I treasure my collection. 

The non-Summit was given by Wvern, and the other two was given to me by her and Suc as well, and the yellowish one on the right sekali was given to my by my mum. My pioneer ticket. The ticket that started it all. The sifu.  The master. The beginner. The inspiring one.The first lah, haihyo.

But the sad part is I lost my KLCC and Avenue K tickets ='(

So, that day we went to the parking machine and I masukkan The Pioneer Ticket.

And the ticket is worth:

And it increases EVERYDAY!!!

But if you look at it at a diffrent point of view, my loans gets higher each day. 

I'm Hot and I'm Cold

I'm yes and I'm no

I'm in and I'm out

I'm up and I'm down.

I'm black and I'm white

I'm day and I'm night

I'm dark and I'm bright.

I spark and I spite

I fart and I fight

I bark and I bite.

lolwtf

I Think I've Gone Cuckoo

Guess what I've been searching on You Tube lately.

Nevermind. I'll tell you. You'll never guess anyway.

Badminton.

wtf.

Clo, who never gives a hoot on badminton is watching badminton. ON YOU TUBE!!!

Got la, I never change, sure ada look for Lam Fung. 

He'll be releasing his 3rd album. WOOT~!!

And guess who's the ambassador of PowerRootAliCafe?

Confirm want to target the Chinese audience that's why they chose him.

While I Was Parking

I was gostan-ning mah. then i saw the tree behind the car. I was wondering if the tree was BEHIND or BESIDE the car.

So I was like, 

"can I gostan some more ah? can I gostan summore ahh?" 

And I was like 

"if hit tree then kenot gostan lah"

Then I continued

"hit tree ah? ok la. soft soft hit lah. then i know i kenot gostan anymore"

To which I added

"if hit then i park out abit lo. if didnt hit then the car lucky lo, didnt kena kiss by tree"

And so I gostan gostan gostan.

Then I suddenly realized that the tree was so damn freaking near the car. 

But I still wanna gostan summore.

So I gostan lo. 

Then the car jerked abit.

Alas! the tree kissed the car.

Click to enlarge. the red part was where the tree kissed it. 

Clo was driving alone. She talked to herself. 

Stupid tree. Bang the car.

Could Have Gone to Sleep

But since I'm still awake, I decided to drop you guys a note =)

I'm damn perasan, kay. 

but I know my readers misses me. =P

okie. time for bed. class at 10. remind me to print the book review. 

*edit*

just got sent to bed by someone who just woke up to study. lolz!!! okie, okie, I'm leaving. see? i off internet already. =P

THE Journalism Lecturer

asked us to bring a novel that we have already read, then exchange it with our classmates, read it during the 2 week semester break (which was last week and this week) and pass up today. So in actual fact, we've only got 1 week to read a WHOLE novel. 

Luckily I got WVern's thin Mills & Boon punyer Dark Angel written by Elizabeth Ashton. Apparently it belonged to one of her grandparent. Anyway, I thought of cheating my way by looking for the synopsis on the internet...

Guess what...

 I DID say that the book belonged to one of her grandparent. 

And Google existed not so long ago. 

And the book was published in 1974. 

And no old timer who read this would bother putting up the synopsis online for me to bluff my way through book reviewing assignment. 

I've got many things up my sleeve. 

So being a genius smart ass as I already am, the one and only thing my monkey brains can think of is to read 1 page every 9 pages skippedread the whole book.

2.34am. I reeeeealy didn't know I had to hantar it today. Page ONE, chapter ONE says:

THREE figures were climbing up a rough path between the gnarled   What's gnarled? Doggie gnarl?   trunks of an olive grove, two girls and a donkey.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I thought it would be "2 girls and a man or a boy". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was so damn caught by surprise!!! Can you feel my laughter through this post?HAHAHAHAAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

AHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

AHAHAHAHAA

I fill myself with joy and laughter over little things.

Or maybe I would do anything to avoid reading. Not that I dislike reading. I havent been in the mood lately. Or more like the past few years. 

I still find it hilarious!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Maybe I should try to continue reading it to crack myself up a little from all the campaign tension.

hahahahahahhHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!

Oh, did I forget to mention that the owner of the book will read your review and your marks are at his/her mercy? Yup. The MISSY's awesome plan.

Woohkayyy...

It's 1.06am. Time for bed. 

How la, I wanna watch Korea beat the helloutta Indonesia.

GO KOREA GO!!! WOOT!!!  YOU PLAY WELL!!! STOP THE MUSIC AND DRAMA AND WIN INDONESIA!!!! DO YOUR COUNTRY PROUD 

*sly sly grin*

I don't wanna read tomrrow's papers. Especially the first page...of the sports section. Who do you think will make it in the 1st page? 

I suspect a wining picture of )(*)!@#$$%^&*()(*&^%$#@! picture of ManU winning, and a catchy headline for the Malaysian team who failed to reach the finals. 

Korea HAS to win Indonesia. AZA AZA FIGHTING!!!

Oh, by the way, I'm speaking, while imagining watching the Indon-Korea match live. Then I realized how sampatted it sounded so I decided to strike it all because I don't want to erase everything I typed. 

*edit*

more not-so-rubbishy talk here. Still rubbishy talk, but not as rubbishy as me =P

http://chrisytina.blogspot.com/2009/05/itsallover.html

Gurl, rubbishy in a good manner, kay =)

Watching the Sudirman Cup

punyer Malaysian's men's doubles playing against China. 

The Malaysians were winning the first few rallies of the game but then this China player made a hoohaa on how slow the shuttle was or something so the game stopped for a while and the deputy ref came to examine the shittle then they changed the whole tube of Yonex to another tube of Yonex. 

Towards the end of the forst game, KKK realized that this  lefty Chinese player couldn't do a good back hand. True la, the China lefty kept on missing t=it, that's how they lost the first match.

Ooh! Tan Boon Heong's racket snapped. 

Back to watching Malaysia win the second game. Whoohoo!!

*edit*

Malaysia lost the 2n match. It's anyone's game now. 15 all.

Go watch how they won the 15th point in the 3rd game.

TBH's racket snapped again.

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=(

I'm sad. But I'm damn proud that TBH and KKK played so damn bloody well in this match.

Dudes, if you see this post, which I doubt you'll ever, I just wanna say this to you:

GG!!!

and I literally mean it-Good Game!!! =)

Malaysia should have gotten first. So that they can play against the Indonesians. 

*editedit*

Blahlahlah, long story. I drew a table on illustrator and jpeg-ed in photoshop, but nothing appeared on the blog. ishh. The table is for thse who don't understand how Sudirman Cup works. My dad explained it to me, so I explain to the rest of the badminton illiterates just like me

Tankiu Gracieeee!!!!!

for photoshopping this Dizzie pic =D

My Dad Dragged Me Into Watson's

just to get me a tube of facial wash. 

He claimed that I don't wash my face with soap Which is so true >.< and that my face is getting spottier.

You see, the reason I hardly ever use soap on my face is because about 6 or 7 years ago, my dad gave me this Neutrogena thing to wash my face and my skin was allergic to it and the skin peeled off, and my whole face was red and it bengkaked like a puffer fish.

Hence my phobia on putting stuff on my face. 

Back to my story. He dragged me in to choose a brand I wanted, and I never tried anything except for The Face Shop's I-dunno-what-facewash and Nivea's gel something. 

Because he insisted that I get something, so I threw tantrum la.

Then I angrily said "HAIHYO, GET ME DETTOL LAH!!! NO NEED TO THINK OF WHAT TO BUY!"

Which I sorta regretted it because he replied 

"You'll be lucky if I got you Dettol. I was planning on buying you Harpic."

=______________=

I Am Being Unintentionally Placed Under Pressure

...and I don't really know how to overcome it =(

Dizzie Caught in the Act

Here are a few Dizzie pics. 

Remember in the previous post I said that I placed a strawberry filled doughnut in Dizzie's bowl to see if she really eats it?

Dad threw it away immediately and gave her Dizzie food instead.

Sleep Lah, Chloe

sleep.

***

Discovered a few nice Thai songs. 

Damn, I'm into Thai songs again.

***

I shouldn't be eating doughnuts at 4am. Especially after recovering from a bad headache&tummyache&fainting spell.

***

I'll just have one teeeeeeny bite of a bavarian custard munchkin. Just one lick. One lick and no more.

=)

***

*munch munch munch*

I'll just peek into the box to check on the strawberry filling doughnut. You know, to make sure it's still there.

Who knows, a robber might sneaked into the house to grab a strawberry munchkin while I went out for dinner just now. I mean afterall, two police cars were downstairs my block. Car parked at my carpark summore. Sorry, no pictures. Got la, but I can't find the cable that connects the phone to the lappie. So no pictures lo.

Gimme discount lah. So late already. 

Luckily the yummy strawberry filled powder sugar coated doughnut is still there. Must keep it safe. I don't wanna start worrying about it anymore.

*think think think*

Oh, I placed it in Dizzie's bowl. HRH said that cats like sweet things worr. I'll tell you if she finishes it in the next post.

I better get some sleep because Dizzie wakes up at 6 or 7am to wake my mum up. And I don't want her(Dizzie) to find me still awake if not she'll disturb my sleep by meowing for breakfast.

Nitey... 4.17am.

BY THE WAY, you know on Saturday night, I purposely slept early, at 12am so that I'll be fresh the next day. Turned out I was sleepier than ever. 

Wvern said I'm the type who needs lesser sleep.

Note to self, never sleep before 12.01am.

You Know, When People Google Their Names,

I Urban Dictionaried it.

Why so?

It all started when I was reading May Zhee's blog (Saturday April 25th 2009) for the 2nd time in my entire life. The blog. Not blog post. On how she had this blog stalker who was throwing insults at her dan lain-lain.

Apparently people hate the stalker so much until they had a definition of her name.

So I was wondering if I had ter-made any enemies along the way until someone chloeyong-ed it in the urban dictionary. wtf.

And I found this.

But there is also this.

And a few other wtf clo-somethings.

Go UrbDi your name and see what people who shares the same name as you defines the name. 

=)

Some of You May Know

that I have this 'thing' against Japanese.

Which includes Japanese songs, Japanese music, Japanese anime, and Japanese in general. 

Don't ask.

I guess the squeaky voices of the lady singers irritate me. Perhaps their music is to emo. It is possible that the cartoons are so damn emotional till it can weigh down your heart and make you think wtf don't you have long legs and date hot guys like them. lolwtf.

Sometimes it makes you wonder why isn't your life perfect like theirs or if you'll have a happily ever after story just like your hero or heroine.

wtf. 

But I've got nothing against Japanese products. They are the most innovative lot I've known especially their invention of robots which target is to make mankind lazier. I enjoy shopping at the 100yen stores and  Daiso(RM5 store). It is also pretty comforting when you actually buy something made in Japan instead of China. Let's face it. Chinses are already infamous for their selfish Chinaman mentality accompanied by those unscrupulous acts.

 I love Japanese cold noodles lah. Nothing against Japanese food. 

Guess some of you may be asking why is this blog called atashichloe-which means I Am Chloe. 

I hope.

First, I never knew this blog would be so permanant. 

Second, I was watching this Japanese drama called Pride. Starring Takuya Kimura. Pride inspired me. Alot.

i) atashichloe

ii) my email address

iii) I wrote 2 poems in an hour-one for the school mag, and the other I can't remember what it was about. 

iv) skate. Ice skate. I never even thought of skating.

dan lain lain. I'm sleepy. I don't wanna continue this post. 

I'm watching Mothers' Day Special on NatGeo. I finally understand wtf is monozygot wtf and, and those dumb magnet lines of chromosomes we had to learn and draw in f5 bio. My $#$#!(*@&(*@@^ brain is 3 years slower than the average monkey.

I'm off to bed now. Gym later at 8.30am. Feeling pretty excited =P

I've come to like RPM now.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes Clo super duper skinny and wise  

Same Badminton Thoughts

of mine are placed everywhere... MSN, Facebook, Twitter(if I signed in for the 2nd time in 4 years).

I personally think that

 Koreans should stick to making dramas and music and stay out of the badminton court

Really. Let the Malaysians shine lah. Dahlah you took over the music and tv industry because you make really really really good music. And really really really good drama(s). Sorry for the plural in the bracket. So far I've only enjoyed Princess Hours. 

Or maybe it's because I've only watched a handful ie:

Full House and 

Successful Story of a Bright Girl and 

Ten out of a few hundred episodes of Jewel in the Palace and

Five epsiodes of Prince Hours and

Two episodes of Mr. Goodbye (though I might wanna buy the dvd) and

I guess that's about it.

Oh, I think that Koo Kien Keat is a hawt drama Queen   King. 

hehee =)

Gold Pills

are taken to increase one's value.

I discovered it from this really really really cool website

I wonder if it EVER occured to them that they end up making the logi najis more valuable than their dumb ass brains trying to make their dumb ass self more valuable.

Go check out that link above. Helps you kill time while waiting for morning to arrive.

=)

Signing off at 3.15am 

I Need a Break

...and the real work hasn't even started yet. 

I wanna travel. To Thailand. Or maybe Hong Kong. Singapore also cukupped la.

Saw this advert on in The Star today. Singapore is offering 50% off practically everything for us Malaysians. And we can even use our Ringgit there. I think. Cool eh?  =)

I need to travel lahhh...

I need a time out from all the hoo-ha

From college, now that an extra burden is placed on my shoulders,

From work, actually work helps me destress.

From gym, gym helps me destress too.

Heh. Basically I need to travel lah. I don't mind even if it's a two night's stay.

If so, I better prepare a list. JUST IN CASE I suddenly pack my bags and run away. Travelling, that is. You should take a look at it. It might help you, someday. =)

1) A sling bag

2) A back pack

3) A handbag

4) A bag for special occasions.

(4 choices of bags, just in case you can't decide on which bag to carry that day)

5) Clothes, duh...

6) But if you go to Thailand, only bring a spare set of clothes in you bag. You'll end up buying new ones for a whole week or two.

7) A pair of slippers. 

8) Hp

9) Hp charger

10) Lappy

11) Super chunted green laser to play at night =P

12) Cash. Duh.

13) Hand cream. Unless if you want to snap your fingers for some reason, then hand cream is not neccessary. 

Btw, NEVER open a tube of hand cream when you are thousands of feet above sea level. I learnt it the hard way because I pandai. I never pay attention in biology physics class.

14) Your own shampoo. Keep it in the check-in luggage. 

I bought a bottle of blueberry bath gel from Thailand and didn't keep it in checked-in luggage. Reason: Last minute shopping. 

At the x-ray thing thing, they made me throw away the whole bottle *bawls*

and I NEVER forgave that Thai immigration guy. I would remember his face and hunt him down, but I don't have pictorial memory. But now I blame the 911 terrorists. The cause of my loss of the bath gel.

15) A novel. To make you look intellectual on the plane/journey. But please, don't go for topics like 'The Day My Butt Ran Away'.

16) Camera. Reason: The obvious stated.

17) My list goes on and on, and I haven't even gotten to the essentials like toothbrush, mouthwash, instant noodles, oreos double stuff, scrabble travel, dan lain lain.

When you've finished packing, please please remember to make sure your squirrel/hamsters/sugar glider/cat/dog/goat/bull/pony are BESIDE YOU. Or somewhere in sight. You might not want to get a surprise teman when you reach your destination. 

Have fun, and happy holidays do remember to return to earth especially if you're leading a team of 10 to come out with a PR campaign out of nothing in a few weeks =)

Part of Me...

...has lost some of you...

Christine Says Thank You

Thanks for scribbling little notes on them post-its =)

When I passed them to her, tears welled her eyes.

Some of you may have not seen the picture I printed for her:

haha

She said that she'll take the picture out and think of the wacky times we had.

And laugh to herself. 

Silly girl.

Hilary Parfum

Was looking for perfume with aunt for maternal gramma. While I was at it, I tried on Hilary Duff's With Love.

Scent-flowery fruity. Very refreshing. Addictive =)

*sniffs the sample on a piece of paper like sniffing ganja*

 

~ahhhh~

This is a very unique scent. Usually perfumes smell the same. To me, at least, but this has a woody scent. According to the lady, at the end of the day, the scent still sticks to the body, but it changes according to one's body smell. 

I waaaaannnnn both =D

Don't Say Diet...

...say Exercise.

Don't say 'I wanna eat lesser'

Say 'I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. ' until lunch time is over. 

Don't say 'I cant wear my clothes'

Say 'Time to hit the mall!'

Don't say 'I've put on weight' when you stand on your weighing machine.

Say 'It's my calf muscles that I built, thanks to standing on stilettos'

Now that I'm motivated, it's time to make myself a bowl of instant noodles =)

I Wanna

stand on top of a high, high building, 

look down below and look up,

take a deep breath and prepare to scream out:

".........."

absolutely nothing.

the view of brightly litted skylines takes my breath away,

takes my worries away.

I feel better already =)

HOW LA HOW LA...

I've got no clothes to wear tomorrow. 

How la...~

=(

Oh btw, 

HAPPIE 20th BIRTHDAY PAMMIE!!! =)

WOOT~ LABOUR DAY!!!

Which means:

NO CLASS

and

NO WORK!!!

Wait... I memang no class and no work on Fridays lah. =__=

***

One of my kids was so damn random.
In class, I don't encourage them to say 'bad words' in class which includes SHIT, MA DE, BULL SHIT, and yeah, STUPID too.

I won't mention names here, because I wouldnt want them to google their names one day and discover atashichloe and go like
"ahh~ she also say 'bad word' lahh. got F word summore WORRR~"

So anyway, this 12 year kid, randomly raised his hand while I was giving out answers to their question papers.

Kid: Teacher! I said bad word.
Me: You did? O.o
Kid: Yeah! I did! "BAAAAAD" "WOOOORRRRD"

=______________="



and and and...
the class is divided into 4 groups and points will be given for getting all correct answers, etc etc.
At the end of the class, I asked all the group leaders foe the score of the day to be jotted down on the notice board.
The Group A leader (who happens to be the same 'bad word' kid wittily replied

"two hundred and zero"